SHORT FORMS AND CRAPPY ENGLISH : THE CONVERSATION DESTROYERS

Imagine, you message your crush...
"You are the most beautiful thing that happened to my life, you complete me, make me the man I am today! *On my knees* Would you be the one to light up my life with that colorful smile of yours? Would you be mine?"
And she replies, "K"

How sad would that be, how bad would that be, and how mad would you be! :P

Short forms and crappy English, not only are they the "Ekta Kapoors" (Serial killers) of conversations, but also image destroyers.

Sitting in an interview, if you are asked about your educational qualifications, and you start your assertion with "mah educational.....", imagine what can happen to your career!

OH YES! THIS WORD, 'MAH'!
A replacement for the word 'my' these days, this is the most irritating word (after kkkk and hmmmm ) that I have ever come across on the internet. Those display pictures with funky text forms written on them, going like "mah life, mah rulezzzz". I pity these people, with my heartiest sympathies to their parents.

And these short forms. Creating misunderstandings always.
Be it tc or ttyl, almost everything has a short form nowadays.
Imagine the future with the use of acronyms in general conversations.
You apologizing,
"I A S B, I D M T" (I am sorry bhai, I didn't mean to)
"S C Y F M N" (So can you forgive me now?)
The other one replies, "Y".
#Only hoping that the other person does not mistake the mentioned F in your second dialogue for f@*k :P

Here are some short forms and what I analyze of them.

Okay, that Sunny Leone thing was nowhere related to the topic :P
Yes! I know many won't agree, but girls are seriously attracted to men who speak proper English.
So stop saving a few seconds off typing, and start improving your vocabulary.
This is Harshit Dhawan signing off.
kkkkzzzzz, bye ttyl, lol :P
(Okay, that was ridiculous) 

MWUW: MEN WHO UNDERSTAND WOMEN.

Na bhai na! I am not promoting a special gang of people who claim to make you the master of your wife/girlfriend etc.

This is a society of an extraordinary species, which has either become extinct, or never existed! 

Women are the most complicated things that ever happened to this world.....And we are always cursing Newton. That innocent man just gave us F'(x)=dy/dx....(okay, not too easy either).

So, I was standing at the metro station a few days back (probably around valentine's week) when I saw a man trying to 'manao' his girlfriend."My baby, my sonu I seriously didn't know that Priya had that same bracelet, I swear to God if I had known that, I would have gifted you a different one". She growled  "all men are dogs" and threw the bracelet away with all her might. Me being the "Yo Yo Tragedy King", got a direct hit on the forehead. The guy came running after it, apologized to me and escorted me to a bench nearby. I asked, "Bhai, does she always do that?". He said, (with that face turning a little red from pale yellow) "Everyday policy, just this was the first time we had a casualty off her throw."
And we burst out laughing.
'Kahani me twist'
Another girl appeared out of nowhere and and stopped by his girlfriend.
Seeing this, the expression on his face turned absolutely terrifying and he was literally hiding behind me. To his luck, the metro arrived and......there came the horrifying voice. "Chalo baby". And another to my surprise, "Hi Aniket". The guy with me spoke with a quivering voice, "Hi, Priya".
And......my head was singing, "Iske to chaar baj gaye, iske to chaar baj gaye"
For the next 2 stations, the ladies kept discussing their things almost endlessly and Mr. Aniket just stood there with an expression similar to that, which a man gets just  before he is hanged till death.
Then Priya got off.
As soon as she did, his girlfriend broke out, "Did you see that limited edition watch on her hand? See, I want the same watch okay?"
And then I went into near flashback....and something related to a bracelet came into my mind.
I spent the entire part of my remaining journey, laughing like a psychopath and almost making the public call an Ambulance with a suspicion of a possible fit that struck me.

The thing is, understanding women is such a job that even Napoleon Bonaparte would say, "Meri dictionary change karo pencho, impossible shabd ki zarurat pad gayi hai".
Be it mood swings or hyperactivity, women are almost unpredictable.

Plot twist : I won't say I fully understand women, but yes, I do that to an extent such that I can atleast help some of you. (atleast 4 saal ka experience hai)

Discussion on the topic to be continued.

This is Yo Yo Tragedy King taking off.
Take Care guys.