SHIT INDIANS DO ON SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES

First of all, thank you everyone for such an overwhelming support! I am really very grateful!

Back to the topic :P
Yes!!!
The concept of social networks among Indians does not hold a very long history.
As much as I remember, it began with Orkut in about 2005, and is continuing via Facebook and Twitter majorly. Wait wait!.... I forgot to mention Google+, though no one uses it, except me I guess.

Here I will be majorly talking about facebook, since I don't have a twitter account and Google+ 's story has already been told.

With making a facebook account becoming as easy as buying 'Amul ka aadha litre full cream doodh' from the market, nowadays everyone has a facebook account. Haven't you seen that advertisement, where the lift (elevator) operator (or someone like that) says to a man standing near him, "Bhaiya, kya main aapko facebook par request bhej sakta hu?" ?

Indians joining a place, and not causing chaos? Sounds a little impossible!
Indians exploit facebook in such ways, that even Mark Zuckerberg can't think of. For eg. One of my facebook friend, (I won't name him) uses facebook to check out new pics of Sunny Leone. (So basically using it as a porn site. So damn innovative :P)

Then there are people who use it to showcase their epic photography and literary skills. Seriously, they are so damn talented, sometimes I really envy them. Let me show you an example. THEIR DISPLAY PICTURES, WITH BEAUTIFUL POSES AND POETRY.

Two tasks fulfilled. 

1. The epic poses and out of the world editing exposed.

2. My all time hatred for the word 'mah' explained. Some times I feel like commenting "Teri 'mah' ki **** " on such pics.

This is still explainable.

But what about people with excellent skills? This is really sadening. I've seen people with amazing photoshop skills doing things that almost makes me cry.
For eg.

I mean, look at the photoshop skills! (I am not praising my own self here, and I am much better at these jobs, this edit was done via mobile phone.)

But the sad part is, when the same people do this.

I call them the 'ONION SKILLS', i.e. skills used in such a way, that they almost make you cry and lose all faith in humanity.

Third category of people, who tag every motherf***ing person on their list on their profile picture.

Their captions go like

"you  are the only person I love in my life" with- xyz, pqr, abc and 48 others.

I seriously don't understand what are they trying to say. It seems like a person is proposing 51 people by saying, 'you are the.......' :P

Another type of people.

They are seriously the most epic ones. They treat facebook like a matrimonial/dating site. They open their friend's profile, surf random pages, search random names...and wherever they find a girl with a pretty display picture, just send her a request and start irritating her. Wait wait, there is another and most famous technique.
"hi deer! pliss ad me, i m bloked. i m a vei vei handsum indian buay"

But the most embarrassing moment is, when they do it from your profile. Here's something. This is what happened when a friend of mine, (who's name is also Harshit Dhawan) sent random requests to many girls from my ID

I can't even explain  how embarrassing it was for me. I felt like killing this guy, but then laughed, and let it go.

If anyone of the above mentioned categories is reading this, its a humble request, "PLEASE SUDHAR JAAO", otherwise.......

This discussion is not over! It is to be continued......

Till then, Keep reading, keep smiling and keep supporting.

This is Harshit Dhawan signing off.

MAH LOVE FOR YOU GUYS :*

(Sorry :P)