Saturday, 14 June 2014

SCRAPS 1.0

A SET OF SHORT STORIES.
1. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
He was carryinng a bouquet of flowers....A group of boys stopped him. One of them spoke out, "for your girlfriend?"
He said, "for my dad."
All of them laughed and a voice came through, "Is your dad gay?"
without replying, he just walked away.
Next, he was seen laying the flowers on his fathers grave. He had a tear  rolling down his cheek....

2. LOVE?
He got to know he was making out with a woman who had slept with someone else earlier. (though she had him in her heart)
Now he is with a woman who never has slept with anyone else. (though her heart has, and still does)
He is happy though.

3. DILEMMA
Playing around he saw something written on the board of another class.
He was 4. Had just learned numbers upto 8.
He went inside, (the class was empty) and scribbled something.
A teacher saw this.
The child had scribbled '∞' next to 'lim x-∞  x/sinx'
He called others to showcase the child's extraordinary academic capabilities.
The '∞' was actually a tilted 8
The boy was dislexic.

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